Your questions, answered…sort of…

I’m going to say one thing about American Idol last night: Jamie Fox doesn’t need to quit his day job. Rapping isn’t for him. Moving on…
In the past two weeks, (ever since the chicken sh*t bingo post), this thing that some might refer to as a ‘blog’ has received lots of new visitors! And that’s [...]

DWTB….

So I didn’t write a DWTB* update yesterday because I was busy, but WOW. I was so shocked that Chuck got the boot. He’s really hot, so that sort of made me sad. Gil is cute too, but I can’t understand one single word that he’s saying, so that doesn’t do much for me. Like [...]

“You should immediately stop feeding your cat human food.” Ha. Okay.

I told you Henry was dumb last week. But here’s what I didn’t tell you: Henry is a food freak! That kitty loves some human food. He loves everything- cereal, meat, bread, steak, crackers, taco bell- you name it, he will eat it. Henry’s breath smells like butt. Now, I have never actually smelled a [...]

Free Gas, True Story…

Yesterday as I was leaving work, I realized that I was out of gas. Or almost out of gas. Whatever- the light was on. So I proceeded to my favorite gas station of all time:
You see,  I have a love affair with Chevron. It all started when I lived in Houston. I was working at [...]

This IS my out of office status message…..

So……on Wednesday my boss came into my office and said “what are you doing Friday.” I was thinking in my head, “Between the hours of 9-6 I’m doing whatever you tell me to do. Technically, my entire fate is in your hands, 24/7.” So, of course, all I said was, “I’ll do whatever you want [...]

Ashley v. Jerk Bird, Part 3…..PLUS My ability to be unavailable on moving day is uncanny….

The Bird, Part 3
I’ll update you re: THE JERK BIRD first. This is a continuing series. If you are just now tuning in you might want to read Tuesday and Wednesday’s posts. Well, I went to Academy after work, to look for bird deterrent. I couldn’t find anything that was legal. A co-worker had offered [...]

Bird Sh*t Fest 2009….

…..Was held on my balcony yesterday while I was at work. This is presumably in retaliation for my water balloon escapade Monday night. It’s all out war now, little birdy. I think he called up all his little birdy friends and told them to go eat a whole bunch of whatever it is that birds [...]

Scoreboard- Henry/Ashley: 1 Obnoxious Bird: 9,376

This is my obligatory furry friends post of the week. It also involves me, water balloons, cinnamon toast crunch, and a bird. If you don’t like any of those topics, scroll down and read about Chicken Sh*t Bingo.
I have a cat named Henry. Henry, on a good day, is a little off. I wouldn’t say [...]

Chicken Sh*t Bingo

Yes, you read that correctly. I have lived in Texas my entire life and I’m still not sure that I’ve ever experienced something like Chicken Sh*t Bingo (we’ll call it CSB from here on out). You would think that being from Texas, all of my friends would want to accompany me on the CSB adventure- [...]

Chicken Sh*t Bingo, Continued…

I didn’t want to take away from the awesomeness that is CSB, but the crowd in attendance  presented some interesting photo opportunities for me. I posted this one after the original CSB post, but added it so it comes after. I’m a little OCD. Just ignore it.
Cowboy was an entertainer, that’s for sure. He proceeded [...]