Wordless Friday….

So maybe next week I’ll tell you how I had a concussion and didn’t know it, but until then here’s a picture I took this morning of my gatos lounging. Notice Tucker’s strategically placed paw on the window seal. Life is hard, I tell ya….

I. Just. Can’t. Get. Enough.

Okay, the Best-of-Craigslist CRACKS ME UP. I could spend hours reading this crap. Here are a few more for your reading pleasure:
Mom, I know you’re there.

Date: 2008-03-11, 4:38PM CDT

Mom, I know you’re out there, reading this.
How do I know you’re out there?
Let’s begin with that ad of mine that you recently responded to, shall [...]

Internets, we have a problem….

So, for some UNGODLY reason, my website will not work. And guess what Internet? The only computer it will not work from is MY OWN. Funny how that works, right? Last night I logged in to try and get some of the “Big Move” taken care of (you know, so you can log into the [...]

Totally Obsessed……

Haaaaaaaaaappppppppyyyyyyy Sunday/Monday, Grasshoppa. I’m currently in the thriving metropolis of Big Spring, Texas, for work. Do you know where Big Spring, Texas is? Do you? DO YOU? I’ll tell you where it is: THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE. They should offer  a class in law school called “Dairy Queens of Texas.” You know, just in [...]

Finally, the male version of me.

A friend sent me this link, and it might be the FUNNIEST THING EVER. Don’t click on the link if you are easily offended. But please click on it if you do/have ever owned a pair of crocs.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Lucky Me.

So I just got a text from my sister that said “are you alive? what’s wrong? why haven’t you blogged this week!” GEEZ! I am WORKING and BUSY and basically just haven’t had time. Who’d of thunk that I actually have other things I do besides update this site.
Anyways, the past couple of weeks I’ve [...]

Thanks, Boobs!

So Wednesday night I went to SMF’s for dinner.  I went to get my oil changed Wednesday morning, and the guy tried to tell me that my tires were fine.  I never believe ANYONE about ANYTHING- because, you know, they teach you about tires in law school. NOT!
I sent SMF’s roommate, (whom I will refer [...]

Wordless

After talking about pee all week, I’m kind of out of things to say. Here’s some pictures from Bodega Bay, California (yes, I took them) …..artsy fartsy, right?

While we’re on the subject of bodily functions ruining my life…..

In my 26.11 years on this earth, I’ve learned that life isn’t always hearts and flowers and kittens and bunnies. In all actuality my life IS kittens. And it’s also cat shit, cat vomit, and cat piss. So I figured since we talked about my pee yesterday, we could talk about the other pee in [...]

I’m sorry, is that earring you’re wearing tinted yellow? Or is that just the lighting?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh grasshoppa. How was your weekend? Mine was fan-freaking-tastic. It was so fantastic that I had to work late last night in order to catch up on some stuff I should have done while I was having a fan-freaking-tastic time this weekend. It’s so hot here. I’m not sure where you are from (actually, thanks [...]