Happiness is lint rolling yourself before you get out of your car at work…..

So mutt is back, and let me just say that I totally forgot how much that bastard dog sheds. He is WORSE THAN ANY ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. And I know you’re all, No No Ashley, my dog sheds bad too. But trust me here dude, this dog sheds like nothing you’ve ever seen.
Mutt and [...]

Duck. Duck. GOOSE.

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!: http://www.sperel.com/

Round 2

26. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said, “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse). ummm…Goonies”
27. What would happen if I [...]

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

So after telling you I wasn’t going to update last night, I realized that I couldn’t NOT share this. My friend Rachel sent it to me. Here is Part 1, or the first 25.

1. More often than not,  when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait [...]

Pressure.

So, when I originally started this I thought it’d be a fun way to keep my friends and family updated on things that were happening in my life. And it’s turned into a lot more than that. So (and this took a lot of thought), I’ve cancelled my website. (This blog will still work, as [...]

This is so lame that the internet is probably going to explode upon me posting it.

So, someone (WHO WILL REMAIN NAMLESS! JENNNNY!) send me this quiz on facebook. And I never do these really. But I thought this would be interesting. So I took it. So here you go.
1. What time did you get up this morning: 8:15. I suck, [...]

Bats….

Last night I went on this “bat cruise” on Town Lake. It was so cool! I had been wanting to see the bats in Austin for awhile, and I’m glad I finally go to go.

You should definetely check it out if you are looking for something to do.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10852

I’m going to go ahead and close the comments on this one….

On a less offensive note, my step-mom sent me this today.

The time I got delivered by the Domino’s Pizza man…..

So recently some people have said that I’m not so funny anymore. Because, you know, I sat down to pee one morning after groggily stumbling from my bed to the bathroom and all of that funny-ness just ran right out of me- deep, deep into Town Lake. Yeah, so that’s right- I just woke up [...]

I will post this, but only because my SMF said not to.

My SMF likes to pretend like he doesn’t like my cats. But I caught him precariously close to what some could call “scratching Henry’s head”  last night. He specifically told me not to post this picture on the WWW. Actually, I think the conversation went like this.
Me: OH GOODY! I caught you pretending like you [...]