I’m Ashley. I live in Austin, Texas. My day job involves being a lawyer. My night job involves convincing my dog that biting nice people and attacking nice dogs is not socially acceptable. I also spend my time trying to convince my obese cat that sleeping on the kitchen table is gross. I’m not that exciting, and the majority of the time I’m not even funny. Hopefully the things I write won’t offend my mother- but I can’t make any promises.
