At least someone’s in the Christmas spirit around here…

Fat Tucker likes to sleep in the manger with baby Jesus. Unfortunately, a 23 pound cat and a 1 pound manger scene don’t go together. I like to think Tucker feels closer to God this way:
See that triangle-ish thing behind his head? THAT folks, is the manger scene. He also likes the snowmen. I mean, [...]

Charlie Brown Christmas…..

I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love. -Charlie Brown
Hello there. Here I am. Now with extra Holiday! Cheer! I’ve got Christmas lights coming out of my ass!! I’m so freaking happy about it! I feel like Charlie Brown. I [...]

Lots o’ pets…

So maybe you knew, and maybe you didn’t, but I recently acquired a new cat. Not that I’m replacing Henry. I’m not. He’s irreplaceable, of course. But Frank has proved to be an interesting acquisition. I haven’t had a kitten in so long I forgot how much they play. Anyways, here’s a picture of Sunday [...]

Watch it, Bob….

So my friend sent me this.  Some people are gross.
Goldfish ends up as food after fight over jewelry
A Pasadena woman angered when her former common-law husband took back jewelry he’d given her returned the gesture, police said, taking goldfish from his apartment —  then ate them.
The two had argued over jewelry he had given her but [...]

Time

So it’s been a week and a half since Henry died, and to be honest I’m still really sad about it. I feel like talking about it to people makes me feel better, in a sense, because I get to share the memory of him with other people. At the same time, I’m sure some [...]

On to happier things…..

Tonight is the season premier of Dancing with the Stars, and I’M SO FREAKING EXCITED! I’ll be sure and fill you in on the details tomorrow. Until then, a friend of mine took this picture of Henry on my birthday, and I just found it this morning:

Henry. 4/14/06-9/16/09

This is by far the hardest post I have ever had to write. My kitty, Henry, passed away on September 16, 2009 due to complications related to Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disease. He lived a great life. He was the sweetest cat I have ever owned (and I’ve owned a lot!) He was just the [...]

The Patient: UPDATE

I went to visit the baby today at lunch. He started purring immediately when he saw me. He’s so sweet.

The Patient.

I know I’ve talked a TON about my pets on this here blog, so I know most of you are familiar with my wee bebe kitty named Henry. He’s actually not even a baby, but he sort of inherited the name “Baby Henry” when I got him because, well, he was the baby of the [...]

Happiness is lint rolling yourself before you get out of your car at work…..

So mutt is back, and let me just say that I totally forgot how much that bastard dog sheds. He is WORSE THAN ANY ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. And I know you’re all, No No Ashley, my dog sheds bad too. But trust me here dude, this dog sheds like nothing you’ve ever seen.
Mutt and [...]