Thursday, you’re such a tease.

Stupid stupid Thursday. You are such a tease! I’ve basically gotten about 10 hours of sleep this week, thanks to my fat ass neighbor and my insomnia, so all you’re getting today are pictures and stories about my family. No, not THOSE kinds of stories (although I could probably tell you some!)
I have one cousin [...]

Wordless Wednesday…..

My brain is fried. I can hardly carry on a conversation with other people. In fact, I could hardly work the remote control last night, and we all know that it must be pretty bad when that happens…..But my friend Jenny’s spawn tried out a new hairdo recently and I thought it was way too [...]

Children that weigh more than 50 pounds do not classify as “lap children” for airplane seating purposes…..

Hi America! I’m back from the Bahamas, and I think I need a vacation from my vacation. I’m at trial with my boss for work in Dallas this week, so I’m currently sitting in a big hotel bed trying not to pass out while I type this. I can’t upload any pictures until Thursday when [...]

Nerds, Greenpeace, Polar Bears, Improv, Facebook, 30 Day Shred, and Happy Birthday Sister!

I’m sitting at Starbucks writing this because my neighbor moved. You’re probably wondering what that has to do with me being at Starbucks. I “borrowed” his wireless internet for the past year. I came home on Sunday and there were moving trucks out front. I realized I was going to be having major “interweb problemos” [...]

Proof I like other people’s kids, wine, and Apple computers… PLUS: I need your help….

First off: I know I rarely ask for the opinions of my readers (even though some of you prefer to disregard my obliviousness to your opinions and send them to me anyways), but I need help. I need a new host site for this blog. I’m having technical issues.  If you don’t know what that [...]

This IS my out of office status message…..

So……on Wednesday my boss came into my office and said “what are you doing Friday.” I was thinking in my head, “Between the hours of 9-6 I’m doing whatever you tell me to do. Technically, my entire fate is in your hands, 24/7.” So, of course, all I said was, “I’ll do whatever you want [...]

Your Children Are Not Special…

I’m making this post at my own risk, realizing that it might offend someone. I don’t care. If it offends you, you are the intended audience.
My boss and I were at happy hour last week, at a pretty nice place. I was SHOCKED that there were actually little units (my official word for children) running [...]