Everything’s perfect and no one is happy…

Heh. If that title were the truth, then life would be awesome right now. My mom left me a note card on my fridge with a cut out from Reader’s Digest. It’s a quote from an interview with Renee Zellweger.
Interviewer: Do you have any regrets about mistakes you’ve made?
RZ: No way! I embrace my mistakes. [...]

It done broke down….

So as you might have guessed, things kind of came to a screeching halt here in Appleland, self responsible. You see, over the last couple of months I’ve learned a lot about myself. I’ve learned that I’m the only person that can make me happy- and that I should love me first and foremost. And [...]

I love work. Worky work work. Here it goes down. Into my belly.

So, I’ve been working and stuff (IMAGINE! THE HORROR!) and haven’t really had time to update, but guess what? I’m probably the lamest person on the Planet of Lame these days, so it’s probably a good thing for you!  (Except fo the wine. The wine makes me 10 X less lame. Unfortunately drinking with with [...]

Duck. Duck. GOOSE.

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!: http://www.sperel.com/

Round 2

26. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said, “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse). ummm…Goonies”
27. What would happen if I [...]

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

So after telling you I wasn’t going to update last night, I realized that I couldn’t NOT share this. My friend Rachel sent it to me. Here is Part 1, or the first 25.

1. More often than not,  when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait [...]

Pressure.

So, when I originally started this I thought it’d be a fun way to keep my friends and family updated on things that were happening in my life. And it’s turned into a lot more than that. So (and this took a lot of thought), I’ve cancelled my website. (This blog will still work, as [...]

This is so lame that the internet is probably going to explode upon me posting it.

So, someone (WHO WILL REMAIN NAMLESS! JENNNNY!) send me this quiz on facebook. And I never do these really. But I thought this would be interesting. So I took it. So here you go.
1. What time did you get up this morning: 8:15. I suck, [...]

Bats….

Last night I went on this “bat cruise” on Town Lake. It was so cool! I had been wanting to see the bats in Austin for awhile, and I’m glad I finally go to go.

You should definetely check it out if you are looking for something to do.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10852

I’m going to go ahead and close the comments on this one….

On a less offensive note, my step-mom sent me this today.