Instead of “Dancing with the Boobs” I think I’ll call it “Dancing with the Moobs.”

Because I’m pretty sure I saw tons of man boobs last night on DWTB. And I haven’t finished watching it because I really really wanted to finish this book that I’ve been reading for the past month (lame) but I PROMISE to watch it soon. They had a man-only night last night, followed by the [...]

Today is the day I will stop reading “The Onion.” That’s what happens when you make fun of Taco Bell….

So tonight/this morning (yeah, I can’t sleep) as I was perusing my trusty news source, “The Onion,” I came across this little gem:
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
How dare you make fun of Taco Bell, Onion!! I’m sure my friend Jenny would agree. I mean, we may or may not have had [...]

Nerds, Greenpeace, Polar Bears, Improv, Facebook, 30 Day Shred, and Happy Birthday Sister!

I’m sitting at Starbucks writing this because my neighbor moved. You’re probably wondering what that has to do with me being at Starbucks. I “borrowed” his wireless internet for the past year. I came home on Sunday and there were moving trucks out front. I realized I was going to be having major “interweb problemos” [...]

You can take the girl out of the country….

and apparently you can take the country out of the girl- especially when it wasn’t really there to begin with…..
So last night when I was watching DWTB, I started wondering where my obsession with ball room dancing comes from. Actually I really started thinking about dancing in general, and the 4 times I have actually [...]

Judge me if you want, but “The Hills” is pretty fantastic……

DISCLAIMER: In the midst of my need to change the blog name/buy a website/set up said website, I decided to make an entire blog set-up change. This is still Ashley’s blog. But there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Moving on….

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I cannot believe I am actually awake at 1:19 am, writing about reality [...]

I’m going to stop keeping up with the Kardashians….just as soon as this season is over…..

I cannot believe I am actually expending energy on this t.v. show, but I am. I love reality t.v. The funny part is that most of the time I can’t stand the people in reality t.v. shows. Take the Bachelor, for instance. How does one go on that show, make out with some random guy, [...]

Your inability to fully write out the words in your text messages does not constitute me having to a) decipher or b) answer them….

Today’s topic: Text messaging. Ahhh isn’t technology great kids? I do it. You do it. It’s so easy! It’s so unconfrontational. It’s so easy to be witty via text message. It’s so much better for people like me who don’t really prefer to talk on the phone.  So, I’m here to provide you with a [...]

DWTB….

So I didn’t write a DWTB* update yesterday because I was busy, but WOW. I was so shocked that Chuck got the boot. He’s really hot, so that sort of made me sad. Gil is cute too, but I can’t understand one single word that he’s saying, so that doesn’t do much for me. Like [...]

Steeevvvoooo noooooo…..

Okay, I have a huge crush on Stevo from DWTB. I’m sort of sad he got kicked off, even if he did suck. Julianne and Chuck are too cute for words, but sort of make me want to gag too. I love how Lawrence said that Edyta is “allergic to clothes.” That just proves my [...]

Dancing with the Boobs…

I haven’t forgotten. I just had work (yes, I do have a real job), AND uploading pictures AND a doctor’s appointment to do today. Plus I fell asleep at 6:30 pm (thank you, tylenol PM) yesterday. So I’m going to recap tonight and watch the kick off show and then I’ll have my summary for [...]