Entries Tagged as ‘The Bird on My Balcony’

April 23, 2009

Ashley v. Jerk Bird, Part 3…..PLUS My ability to be unavailable on moving day is uncanny….

The Bird, Part 3
I’ll update you re: THE JERK BIRD first. This is a continuing series. If you are just now tuning in you might want to read Tuesday and Wednesday’s posts. Well, I went to Academy after work, to look for bird deterrent. I couldn’t find anything that was legal. A co-worker had offered [...]

April 22, 2009

Bird Sh*t Fest 2009….

…..Was held on my balcony yesterday while I was at work. This is presumably in retaliation for my water balloon escapade Monday night. It’s all out war now, little birdy. I think he called up all his little birdy friends and told them to go eat a whole bunch of whatever it is that birds [...]

April 21, 2009

Scoreboard- Henry/Ashley: 1 Obnoxious Bird: 9,376

This is my obligatory furry friends post of the week. It also involves me, water balloons, cinnamon toast crunch, and a bird. If you don’t like any of those topics, scroll down and read about Chicken Sh*t Bingo.
I have a cat named Henry. Henry, on a good day, is a little off. I wouldn’t say [...]